snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

i came out as bisexual to my pastor today

  • me: i'm bi and i don't feel ashamed of that
  • him: you shouldn't
  • me: i thought you'd be upset
  • him: katie, i don't believe that God would punish anybody for love. i also don't believe that God would punish someone for something they can't help. sexuality falls under both categories.
  • me: but doesn't the bible say that homosexuality is a sin?
  • him: technically, i suppose. but if you'll notice, the bible also says that lying and cheating are sins, and i can assure you that every single person, including myself, has lied and cheated, and they still do every day. but that doesn't mean that God doesn't love them. and you being attracted to women and men doesn't mean that God doesn't love you.
  • me: thank you, so, so much...
  • him: you're welcome, katie. if anyone in this church treats you differently, i want you to come and tell me, and i'll have a word with them. i will not tolerate people like that, especially when they say that they're following God's word. when they go to heaven, if they ever get there, they can talk to Him about that
  • this actually made me cry, and i'm posting it to let it be known that christians, real christians, anyway, aren't homophobic assholes

sydbarrrett:

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEONE AND REALIZE THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS PERFECT THEIR EYES ARE PERFECT THEIR NOSE IS PERFECT THEIR MOUTH IS PERFECT THEIR HAIR IS PERFECT THEIR BUTT IS PERFECT THEIR NECK IS PERFECT THEIR HANDS ARE PERFECT THEIR FEET ARE PERFECT CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERY FUCKING THING

icaylasweetheart:

Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

icaylasweetheart:

Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

cultofthepigeon:

i still don’t understand the whole “fake geek girl” thing like????

oh, you caught me dude, I stayed up till 6am reading a 50,000 word fic about tony stark and steve rogers having butt sex just to impress you

robonoise:

fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention

womandroid4001:

womandroid4001:

why do straight boys walk so slow

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arseniks:

anonymus asked you:

Gehe please let us hear you talking in spanish

okay so I recorded a conversation with my mom

maroxo:

"No homo" whispers Eren, when he wakes up with a dead arm and an awkward boner.

maroxo:

"No homo" whispers Eren, when he wakes up with a dead arm and an awkward boner.

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

daedgirl:

Reasons To Be Happy:

  1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
  2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
  3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

reblog if ur a lil bit gay